AISubs v3.7
One, two...
Abuto's radio!
Yes.
Recording day...
July 28th, so...
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Why did you come so close?
Who?
Who was trying to end it?
Who was trying to end Abuto's radio in here?
No one, right?
I'll edit it for you this month.
I'm so sorry for your birthday.
Not at all.
And...
What?
For Ayu's birthday...
Like...
Like a sleeping bag...
Yes.
LINE, right?
Yes.
I made it and put it away.
I want to sleep.
Why do you want to sleep?
You don't sleep that early.
I've been waiting for you.
I've been sleeping a lot lately.
What have you been up to lately?
I've been...
I've been... sleeping.
You said you wanted to film it.
Yes.
I didn't know how Ayu was doing.
But I'm not sure if you're eating ramen, playing games, or sleeping.
I thought you were.
What is it? I'm not interested in it at all.
But you're wearing clothes, right?
Yes.
Clothes...
Like the unit clothes.
Yes.
I'm going to make a fool of myself right away, but...
I didn't!
It's "Crab Hope".
Really?
Really.
No, no, no.
Cute!
You can make a cute voice, right?
I want to do it with a cute voice today, too...
Bus!
Hey, don't make a noise. It's annoying.
That was really annoying. Bus!
It's okay. I'm good at that kind of thing.
I'm good at it!
You're good at it?
Don't you need a horse?
Don't you want a horse?
Yeah, um...
A horse is enough for me.
But you don't have one.
I don't have one...
No!
That's not good!
(Laughing)
No!
Was your breath that shallow?
(Laughing)
I don't know...
Don't you "huff huff" a lot?
That's your image, isn't it?
Don't you "huff huff" a lot?
Your tone is amazing. "huff huff"
What does "huff huff" mean?
(Laughing)
It's like when you eat grilled sweet potato.
huff huff
"huff huff" is good. Stop it.
Can I call you "huff huff genius"?
Genius...
I don't know...
"huff huff genius" and "clothes genius" are broadcasting on ABUCONA RADIO.
It's a difference of heaven and earth.
(Laughing)
We've received a consultation with ABUCONA RADIO.
Yes.
I'd like to read it right away.
Yes.
Consultation.
Yes.
Isn't it the one before?
But the staff sent it to me in about five seconds.
I'm sure it's the one before.
Or they haven't sent it to me.
It's a double-edged sword.
But there is.
Well...
Huh? Did you go somewhere?
Huh?
It's a consultation, isn't it?
Yes.
What's this?
Which one?
Well...
"Ayu" and "Rika" and "good evening".
"I like your way of talking when you're three years old, but I can't do it well".
"Please tell me".
Well...
You don't have to learn weird things like that.
Oh, no.
"Ayu" is really good at this.
Huh?
"Ayu" is really good at this, isn't it? Try it.
What should I say?
Huh?
"The old man flew in".
Huh?
"The old man flew in".
Am I going to die?
Am I going to die soon?
I mean I'm young.
I looked like I was about to die.
I'm healthy.
"The old man flew in".
Yes.
"The old man flew in".
Am I going to die?
I'm about to die.
Huh?
Why are you so good at this?
Huh?
Because you know...
You're good...
It's not because you raised the hurdle at the beginning that you're good at it!
Hey!
No, but...
You know...
My daughter Yuka announced her graduation, right?
Yes.
The only one who can hear me when I'm three years old is Yuka.
No, that's right. Yuka really listens to me.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, that's why I can't hear you either. It's about time.
Huh? You don't have an interpreter, do you?
Yeah...
I don't think it's good.
It's not good, is it?
In order to do that, I have to be able to speak, too.
I'm going to learn it by the next radio show.
It's my homework.
Homework... school?
Class?
Is this radio homework-style?
You have homework.
Homework!
Homework?
Huh?
Huh? What?
Homework!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Homework!
I'll do my best!
Bye!
Yes!
So, what's the next problem?
Bye!
Tamuken-san?
Ah!
Bye!
That's...
That's "bye!"
At the end, you imitated Tamuken-san and it ended.
No, I didn't.
Huh?
No, I didn't.
That's what you said just now.
"Kira"? If you say "kira" like a three-year-old...
"Kya"?
It's not like that.
You know, it's not like a three-year-old, but when do you say "kira" in the first place?
Don't you have it?
Do you know it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
Why?
I know.
It's dangerous to continue such a life, isn't it?
I'm scared. I'm so scared.
Please help me, Inami.
She's crying.
But I don't think it's a big deal.
Why are you giving up when you're in such trouble?
Because...
Then stop it!
You know, Ayu...
Yeah, I'm eating.
I don't know. It's just my own prejudice.
I'm eating a lot.
But you know, you're not fat at all.
Is that quality?
Potential.
Ah...
So let's give up.
This is a matter of potential.
Let's put up with it.
Yeah, I don't think it's impossible.
I don't have that potential.
If you feel like that,
If you have a problem, let's stop.
But even if you have potential,
It's not good for you physically.
Because you're just sleeping.
It's not good for you to take in calories like that.
That's right.
So I'm trying to avoid it when I'm 23 years old.
You really should avoid it.
Everything's a dead end since I was 23 or 24 years old.
There are days when I can't stand drinking.
There is.
I think you should hold back.
I see.
It's a dead end.
So you want me to live carefully?
Do you want me to live carefully?
Yeah, but it doesn't look good for you to live carefully, so stop it.
Are you saying I'm a boar?
Are you saying I'm a little reckless?
But you're the same age as me, right?
We're the same age for a month.
In the meantime, I'll beat you up when you're 23 years old!
You want me to lecture you?
Yeah.
Then I'll be nice to you.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm going to pinch you a little bit.
Okay.
Here's the next one.
Yes, what is it?
I'm not very good at flying insects.
Okay.
The sound of wings.
What if...
What if it's a roar?
Hey, I don't like that.
A dog?
What if it comes in from my ear?
I'm afraid of it and I'm afraid of it like a girl.
After all, I'm a man.
I want to be a man.
Don't eat insects and don't make a noise.
I'd like to see it, but what should I do?
I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
So if you're aiming for a prince who will protect us...
Yeah.
I definitely have to do something about it.
Yeah, you're right.
What's impossible?
I don't know what kind of person you're sending me.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm afraid of insects.
I'm not used to being a knight.
Knight Knight
I'm not used to being this man with three legs.
That's right.
I can't do it.
You can't, can you?
It's impossible.
You know, in a park or a concrete.
There's a little red bug.
There is.
I can't do it with that.
It's ridiculously impossible.
What?
But Ayu is...
Have you ever seen a cockroach at home?
Not at home.
Oh, you haven't.
Sorry. What?
Why?
What's with the cockroach sword?
I don't think you can kill a cockroach.
It's impossible.
I've never met one of them.
But when you meet them...
I'm probably ready to die.
Before a cockroach?
That's right, it's really impossible.
It's no good.
For a moment, it was like eating a mirror on YouTube. Do you know it was popular?
I don't know.
It's like eating insects. It's like eating weird things.
It's something you can eat.
Even that was gross just by looking at it. It was blocking me just by flowing in.
That's how much insects alone are really impossible.
Right?
Ai-chan looks like you can beat a firefly.
I can't beat it.
Don't come here! Don't come here!
While saying that, you look like you can bravely face a bad newspaper.
It depends on the level of the boss.
Boss battle.
Can you beat a fly?
You can beat a fly.
Oh, you can beat a fly.
But if you want to fly, you have to be like level 100.
That's impossible.
You have to use a bee, right?
Yeah.
That's kind of impossible.
Why is that? You don't have to do anything with insects, do you?
Yeah, I'm not good at it.
Isn't it because it's out of season?
Out of season?
Oh, it's out of season?
Yeah.
Is it because it has an unexpected shape and color?
What?
Is it because it's out of season and has an unexpected shape and color?
Yeah, but shape and movement are out of season.
I know. But when you say that, birds and fish are like that, too.
That's true.
But we eat wings, don't we?
I eat wings.
Right? But you don't like insects, do you?
Why wings? Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I eat them.
I wonder what that boundary line is.
I'm scared.
No, I don't care about that kind of message.
It's a deep story, isn't it?
But in order to become a man...
Yeah, like training.
Like watching insects in a pet shop for the rest of your life.
Do you sell insects in pet shops?
I do.
First of all, that beetle and insects.
Oh, yeah.
From visible insects.
From popular insects.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think beetles and insects are only cockroaches and hornets.
That's the worst.
Apologize.
But King Insects is doing it.
King Insects is doing it.
King Insects is playing a game.
It's cool.
But there's a school and a school in the mountains, so there's a lot of snakes in there.
It's like a palm of your hand.
And yet it became impossible.
Well, that's impossible.
So let's do "Bug King".
There's no "Bug King" either.
It's a game I played when I was in elementary school.
There's no such thing.
About bugs...
I'm not good at it, but I watch a lot of bug videos on YouTube.
Like looking through the screen.
Oh, that's...
That's a gross hobby.
It's the worst.
That's right.
All extreme statements are cut.
It's on the list of cut items.
Extreme statements...
Say it mildly!
Values! Values are different!
"Values are different", say it all at first!
All of the statements so far are like that.
Even if the staff you're listening to right now thinks it's a little weird,
There's a difference of values in every statement.
That's my value!
I've been talking for 17 or 18 minutes now.
It's good that none of this is cut, right?
That's right.
That's good.
Good.
Come here!
What do you mean, "come here"?
Is that all you have for me?
That's right.
Any comments or requests?
I don't have any in particular.
I do.
Is there anyone in here who thinks it's a nuisance even though I'm doing a radio show?
Is there anyone in here who thinks it's not adopted?
There's no one, is there?
It says I'm going to chase you back.
It's like a manga, movie, or anime.
Mikey... Mikey is here, Mikey.
Mikey is really cool.
Now...
It's summer...
Abukona sandals... Is there anyone in here who says that?
Is there anyone in here who wants me to make Abukona sandals?
I think there's only one person in here who wants me to make it.
Who is this? Abukona sandals...
I don't know.
You've been saying it for almost two years...
You haven't said it for two years, have you?
I haven't said it for two years, but...
You haven't said it for about a year, have you?
Yeah, I have.
So...
Let's make it.
The staff said it was good.
For one person...
I made it for one person's opinion!
Abukona sandals...
Release!
That's a good idea.
That's a really good idea.
It's a good idea, isn't it?
I'll take good care of each and every one of you.
I'll take good care of your opinions.
I can tell you that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's make a pop like Gilevan.
That's a good idea.
Two people and matching accessories...
Can you give me that?
Yeah, yeah.
It's summer, isn't it?
Do you have any good sandals?
Oh, my God, it's sandals.
They say...
Let's make it!
As a request...
Oh, Abukona's deco...
They say they want to see it because it's definitely cute.
No!
No, I don't sometimes!
It's not like that.
I didn't say it. I didn't say it.
I'm sure my brother has always...
It may be a familiar image.
Yeah, I didn't say it.
But we're here for your opinions and requests.
If you don't answer this, Abukona Radio will end.
Even if I think Abukona Radio will end, I'm not exaggerating.
You're lying.
People will think I can't answer such a trivial question.
Then I'll do it somewhere else.
Yes.
Do it with Celica, too.
Why?
What?
After all, Abukona is...
Do you think Ab and Kona are all Abukona?
What's the ratio?
One heart and one body.
I'm scared.
Why?
I'm scared.
Yes.
That's about it.
I've been doing it this month, too.
I haven't done it.
Well...
"Adult Police Volunteer".
Thank you.
This time, you've sent me a lot of things.
Yes.
What is it?
Oh.
This is 2018.
When is it?
September 30th. Nakamura Yuka Instagram.
"New Nail".
"Oraora".
"Wireless".
"Eyesight".
"Put your mouth in a good way".
"Perot".
What is it?
"New Nail".
"Oraora".
And it's all hiragana.
Isn't it bad?
Hiragana is good.
I don't think there's anyone who writes everything in hiragana.
Why?
That's me.
You're aiming for something.
What are you aiming for?
Are you aiming for something bad?
I don't want you to say something bad.
There's no one who writes everything in hiragana.
Really.
You said it was hiragana.
You said something in a recent tweet.
What did you say?
Something in hiragana...
I didn't say it.
You said it.
I didn't say it.
I decided not to write it in hiragana.
I'm already 24 years old.
In the first place...
Don't say "opime"
That's how you say it.
That's not how you say it.
What?
That's not how you say it.
No, no.
opime chiyama
chiyama
opime chiyama
chiyama
Don't relax.
That's how you say it.
There's also this.
Um...
June 2nd
love twitter
I'm inviting you to open up.
I'm not inviting you.
This is the worst.
The worst current criminal.
Also...
Um...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
2020
a long time ago
September 27, 2020
Nakari's Twitter
I hate people who walk fast. I want you to walk slowly with me.
This is a question mark.
I hate you and I want you to walk slowly with me.
(I'm scared.)
(Help me.)
(No, no.)
(What do you think?)
(No, no, no.)
(What?)
(Do you like people who walk fast?)
(I hate it.)
(You hate it, don't you?!)
I want you to walk slowly with me.
This is a request.
I see.
There are a lot of requests like this.
"I got a bonfire for gravure." "Ai-chan, who always does her duty well, just did it here and there." "Do more and more."
Which one is it?
There are a lot of requests like this.
What's wrong with you, Rika-tan?
It's not fun for me.
I'm just Skebena.
What?
What I want to say this time is that I'm 23 years old.
Thank you for always supporting me.
I'm 23 years old. I hope you'll support me when I'm older.
Walk slowly and boldly.
Are you streaming this?
Are you confessing?
I'm not.
Walk slowly and boldly.
"Rabbit, boldly." "Rabbit, boldly." "White heart."
It's over.
What's over?
It's over.
It's not over yet, is it?
No, it's over.
I don't think I'm bold, but I think it's easier for everyone to confess.
No, no.
Rika-tan caught me well. Thank you so much.
That's what I'm calculating.
Why do you say that?
From now on, I'm going to look at you with respect and go out with you.
Thank you for listening to this month as well.
I don't know if there will be a next time, but if you like me, let's meet again.
Then...
Please don't send me anything you really don't care about.
Then...
Bye-bye!